Peter. 26. Trans. Portland.

I am a fucking delight.

 

alolanawkword:

jehovahhthickness:

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I’m going paddleboarding this weekend and I invited 4 of my friends. 3 of them bailed and one of them still hasn’t answered. Guess what bitch is still going paddleboarding even if it means going alone?

Moral of the story:

Stop waiting on other people to live your life

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
“ sauntering-vaguely-downwards:
“ roboticsappreciationsociety:
“ did-you-kno:
“ ‘The Writer,’ 1 of 3 surviving automata from the 18th century, is a programmable boy that uses quill and ink to write any 40 letters of...

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

roboticsappreciationsociety:

did-you-kno:

‘The Writer,’ 1 of 3 surviving automata from the 18th century, is a programmable boy that uses quill and ink to write any 40 letters of custom text. This 240-year-old automaton uses all 6,000 of its parts to create just enough pressure for fluid, elegant writing, and is thought by some to be the first computer. Source

This is truly a masterpiece of engineering from an early age. So amazing!

okay LOOK. I understand that on a purely mechanical and engineering level that this is an incredible piece but if scifi and fantasy media has taught me anything it’s that this motherfucker is haunted af and probably writes out gruesome deaths that mysteriously end up coming to pass thanks but NO THANKS BYE

computer science major here, i’m with haunted guy

pirategf:

pirategf:

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

cauliflowerbitch:
“Theyre out here straight up lying to us and theyre calling the MEDIA fake and untrustworthy?
”

cauliflowerbitch:

Theyre out here straight up lying to us and theyre calling the MEDIA fake and untrustworthy?

plaid-flannel:
“Seen in the window at Gulf of Maine Books in Brunswick, Maine.
Photo: Bill Roorbach
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plaid-flannel:

Seen in the window at Gulf of Maine Books in Brunswick, Maine.
Photo: Bill Roorbach